Quantum Leaping: The Side Effects You Never Knew You Needed

Warning: Quantum Leaping may cause:

• Temporal Fatigue: Uncontrollable time travel fatigue, leading to spontaneous combustion of all socks, socks, and other items in your closet.
• Causal Paradox Overload: The sudden and irreversible urge to question the fabric of space-time.
• Quantum Indeterminacy: Unpredictable and uncontrollable mood swings due to unshackled quantum fluctuations in your emotional state.

Side effects may be irreversible. Prolonged exposure may lead to Quantum Leaping Physical Therapy sessions.

Precautions:

Not responsible for any lost hours, missed appointments, or unfulfilled promises. May interact with other medications, including but not limited to: Quantum Leaping and Caffeine, Quantum Leaping and Social Media.

Disclaimer:

By proceeding, you agree to hold us harmless from any and all side effects. May not be suitable for those with a history of Quantum Leaping and Weak Stomachs.